drifting in the breeze

| I will turn any living space in which I inhabit into a jungle just watch me | locked in an eternal battle against kudzu |

currently inactive. may or may not return at a later date, fully dependent upon if I manage to find that mythical artefact known as 'good health'.


Posts tagged cucumbers:

I JUST remembered I said I was going to post this asdfghjkl

bad monster cucumber of yuck = top cucumber

good little normal cucumber of yum = bottom cucumber

it is to my shame that I must admit that this is not the biggest I've ever accidently let a cucumber get before, because there were about 7 last year that I snapped off the vine and yeeted directly into the woods before anyone could witness my negligence in cucumber picking.